Houseplants I give them water, sunlight, open space...and yet I still have a Midas-like touch with them. Except they don't turn to gold - they just die. I guess I'm either drowning them or starving them. I can't even keep a sodding Cactus alive and, apparently, that's Basic Houseplant 101. 2. Parallel Parking Give me … Continue reading Seven Proofs That I Cannot Adult

I promised it wasn't all doom and gloom, so here it is. Part two. Grab a coffee, get comfortable, and sit with me awhile... Suddenly you're thrust into the world of adulthood. It's more than just a job; it's a lifestyle, this big world. As it also happens, it's not funny anymore to rock up … Continue reading QLC: Part Two

Men who smell like their mother’s washing. They talk the talk, give you the shy compliments, and your heart skips a little when they text you. Good hair. Great shoes. If you can nail those two then you can be confident everything else in between will be worth looking at, too. However…they smell like their … Continue reading Five types of people I am suspicious of in life.

You see them now and again; driving down the M4 in their shiny new Jaguar (with cream leather interior, doncha know?), shades on, shirt unbuttoned to reveal a slither of silver hairs…Or women with red talons fresh out of the nail salon, slipping her wedding ring into her new Louis Vuitton handbag en route to … Continue reading QLC: Part One